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Most Fast. Bank Faster.
Mercury (Fake Creative Brief)
This is a fake creative brief. Mercury is a San Francisco-based fintech company that offers modern banking tools built specifically for startups. Positioned at the intersection of sleek product design and financial utility, Mercury stands out by making business banking feel like a superpower—automated, intuitive, and obsessively founder-friendly.
Mercury is chasing growth and version, meaning success would involve driving several million impressions across paid and organic channels to support top-of-funnel awareness. Lots of new business accounts and personal accounts. Maintain a low customer acquisition cost


Problem
Mercury has built a great product that founders and users love. The only problem is that the market is oversaturated with lookalikes, making it harder to break through the noise. Mercury’s biggest problem isn’t its product; it's its visibility. Everyone loves Mercury, but after they create an account and begin using it. The brand isn’t top of mind for founders and users that must are swimming through a pond of generic FinTech offerings.
Mercury’s utility speaks to founders, but its marketing doesn’t. Especially now that they offer personal banking solutions. Mercury has the tools to power its users, but its brand presence doesn’t yet match its product. Mercury should be leading the industry, but its competitors are louder and flashier, allowing them to gain attention with inferior products.
Why It Matters
Despite its recent capital raise, if Mercury doesn’t continue to cut through the noise, it risks missing a critical window in becoming the default banking choice for the next generation of startups. In a category where notability means market share, invisibility is expensive. If newer founders build relationships with louder and less capable competitors, Mercury’s growth could stall.

Who They Are
Mercury’s target market includes builders, founders, operators, and tech-savvy entrepreneurs. These people value speed, clarity, and the ability to control things. Aged between 20-45, they are product-obsessed and allergic to wasting time. They value products that feel like they were engineered for them, with clean design, clear UX, and real functionality.
This group chases efficiency, autonomy, and leverage. They spend their time on X, Slac, Hacker News, Product Hunt, and Substacks written by people who have built things. Many of them use tools like Figma, Notion, and Stripe because these tools work and look good. They make decisions fast, but only when the product proves itself.
What They Want
These people aren’t just looking for banking services, they are looking for validation. Mercury allows its users to operate at a higher level with more detail than the rest of its competitors. Customers want to feel like founders; they gravitate towards products that reflect their ambition, precision, and taste

Core Human Truth
Founders will do anything to look like they’ve got it figured out, even when they are duct-taping everything together. The tools you use, the stack you build with, and the polish your operation with tell a story. Founders don’t just want function, they want signal. “This person knows what they’re doing.” In reality, every founder is winging it at some level. But great founders know how to perform. It’s about projecting composure, control, and legitimacy when it matters most. When your starting is running on Mercury, you’re not just building smart, you’re showing the world you belong even when you’re just getting started.
Supporting Signals
Startup founders are curating their tech stacks like it's part of their identity. They post screenshots of clean dashboards, color-coded workflows, and sleek interfaces on X and LinkedIn. Not because anyone asked, but because it says something. A Mercury dashboard that feels more like a product launch than a bank login. These aren’t just tools, they’re the digital equivalent of a tailored suit or a luxury watch. Subtle, Powerful, and designed to impress the right people. Even pitch decks now double as statements; investors skim through them to find red flags, and the biggest one is a sloppy tech stack.

Strategic Platform
Mercury turns your back office into a flex because, in today’s startup game, looking sharp isn’t optional; it’s a strategy. Mercury is your silent partner that helps you show up polished, prepared, and always two steps ahead. In a space full of noise, Mercury is how you cut through the noise, quietly, confidently, and with undeniable founder mode energy
Strategic Rationale
Mercury’s core challenge is breaking through the noise despite having a top-notch product. Founders aren’t ignoring Mercury, they’re overlooking it because it's not loud enough in the places that matter. Founders are choosing stacks that communicate legitimacy, momentum, and control. By positioning Mercury as a platform that makes startups look sharp, fast, and fundable.

Tagline or Headline
Finance That Speaks Founder
Bank Like You Mean It
Not Your Grandad's Banks
Bank Better, Build Faster
Powerful Banking. Finance Simplified.
Most Fast. Bank Faster.
Bank With Complete Confidence.
Handle all your Bills with Precision
All Your Financial Workflows, Zero Complexity
Speed Without Compromise
Transforming How Operators Operate.
Key Message
Mercury isn’t just a banking platform but a secret weapon for looking sharp, composed, and fundable. We’re planting the idea that banking isn’t a background task but a part of the brand, the narrative, and the impression they leave on investors, customers, and potential hires. It’s not just a more competent financial platform; it’s a tool that helps signal competence, readiness, and ambition. We want potential customers to reevaluate their current stack and switch to Mercury.
Creative Executions
OOH Campaigns in Startup/Funding Hotspots
Paper / Magazine Ads in relevant places.
Podcast appearances / Ads
Social series by Mercury - Showcase builders who are actively using Mercury
Welcome Kit - New customers get their card with a hand-written thank you note and some gear
GQ style 10 things this founder can’t live without.



New account sign-ups
Maintain or lower cost per customer acquisition
Increase brand mentions and social engagement



